Good Afternoon Gentlemen
"Did u hear about the fire at the circus? - It was In Tents"
So the good news is - we have an extra large TV in the function room
The bad news is - We were gonna use it to entertain the families on family day - unfortunately we have to suspend family fun day until later in the year - We only have 2 members of staff available for August 25th
In the meantime Sarah Eastwood will still be here to entertain us - Between 3pm & 6pm Sunday 25th
"I stayed up all night to see where the sun went - Then it dawned on me"
Don't forget that we have Seniors Afternoon on Wednesday 21st August - Closing date is Sunday 18th - So you need to add your name to the list behind the bar before the closing date
Due to the brewery no longer delivering this product - Becks Vier has almost gone - We will be changing to Carlsberg Pilsner sometime this week - So look out for that!
"I made a belt out of some old watches - It was a waist of time"
It has come to my attention that some members have forgotten the rules of the club in relation to "drinking up time" - So just as a reminder here are the drinking up times
"Last Orders will be called 30 minutes before closing"
"Drinking up time is 20 minutes after last orders have been called"
Therefor you have 10 minutes to take your empty glass to the bar - say goodnight to everyone including the bar staff - make your way to the exit and leave quietly before the door is locked at closing time
Please DO NOT keep the bar staff waiting at closing time whilst you sit there drinking at your own leisure
I will monitor this situation closely
"5/4 of People admit they are bad at fractions"
That's All For Now! |
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